Archive for May 2nd, 2008

02
May
08

WAISTED COMMERCIALS

I don’t know how many months of my life have been waisted watching TV commercials. But this I do know, I never bought anything I saw advertised. Not because of seeing it on TV.

Never have or will buy a new car. Don’t care what your vacuum claims to do. I never tried to have any certain label on any of my clothing. What can I say, I’m free range, and not branded. I research products I do buy.

And since you did not ask MS. or MR. seller; I don’t care what kind of watch anyone has. Your kind of car does not impress me, unless it gets extraordinarily good mileage. I don’t need any of your credit cards. Yelling about your used cars is guaranteed to keep me away. Your just dropped prices only means others were just raised, or those were set higher than ever and now are “falling”.

If you are doing us a favor by telling us your auto plant is a pollution free wildlife habitat, I know you are covering up for something–what you make there is not pollution free and will not be helping the wildlife. If you are telling me how much your oil company is saving the world with all the woman and minority smiling employees you have–I can be certain you are covering up bad publicity that is true, with wishful promise like salivations that will be invested in about as much as your commercials over the mentioned time period.

So, although much time was waisted, very little money was. The rest of you are paying for me, or else companies are waisting all of our time, but paying for the entertainment and news, and all that erased life. Thanks for nothing!

Fresh food coming soon to a store over you.

Add a dash of D. Dees (below) paranoia as a preservative.




 

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