Breaking news;
It has come to our investigators attention that as in 2004, God is again attacking our brave nation. The 4 hurricanes that assaulted Florida that year, seemed to be a warning shot at the state for its past election misconduct.
Now we have learned that tornadoes were sent to warn the Democratic convention to keep it in line. Not all of our analyst agree on why God is sending potentially devastating hurricanes to the shores of the USA, just as the GOP is to hold its convention. Some have suggested that the attack is on the oil industry, to warn it from manipulating America and the GOP even more than it already does.
Still others have suggested that the hurricanes will be aimed at their convention site itself. However, we feel God knows how far a hurricane can actually penetrate. Some feel the punishment is to highlight how during an election year, after the Katrina debacle, God is showing the behavior opportunism will produce, by having an overwhelming active response by the administration, particularly now that the effected states have governors of the same party. They offer that it is not unknown that devastating hurricanes can occur during any year. So Katrina’s results were not unanticipated as was suggested.
All this analysis as to Gods intentions was produced according to the often conservative and at times liberal analysis, that tragedies are never accidents. That God is showing some displeasure, be it to punish the liberals, the gays, the permissive, the whatevers. It is well known that individuals in tragedies often credit God with blessing them, leaving one to wonder what they think He ment to show the ones who were killed or maimed.
One thing we do know; God does not believe in reverse psychology. The 10 commandments are not there to actually inspire us to do the opposite of what they propose, although many do. From this perspective, we can assume that God is attacking during the GOP convention, not to aid them, but to negatively impact their cause. In this way it is said; God is straight forward, but we humans will take credit for any opportunity’s that tragedy creates, then go on to use Gods name in vain, or for our own vanity.
The question becomes; will the convention then run from its time period to avoid the wrath of God?
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