It has come to our investigators attention that as in 2004, God is again attacking our brave nation. The 4 hurricanes that assaulted Florida that year, seemed to be a warning shot at the state for its past election misconduct.

Now we have learned that tornadoes were sent to warn the Democratic convention to keep it in line. Not all of our analyst agree on why God is sending potentially devastating hurricanes to the shores of the USA, just as the GOP is to hold its convention. Some have suggested that the attack is on the oil industry, to warn it from manipulating America and the GOP even more than it already does.

Still others have suggested that the hurricanes will be aimed at their convention site itself. However, we feel God knows how far a hurricane can actually penetrate. Some feel the punishment is to highlight how during an election year, after the Katrina debacle, God is showing the behavior opportunism will produce, by having an overwhelming active response by the administration, particularly now that the effected states have governors of the same party. They offer that it is not unknown that devastating hurricanes can occur during any year. So Katrina’s results were not unanticipated as was suggested.

All this analysis as to Gods intentions was produced according to the often conservative and at times liberal analysis, that tragedies are never accidents. That God is showing some displeasure, be it to punish the liberals, the gays, the permissive, the whatevers. It is well known that individuals in tragedies often credit God with blessing them, leaving one to wonder what they think He ment to show the ones who were killed or maimed.

One thing we do know; God does not believe in reverse psychology. The 10 commandments are not there to actually inspire us to do the opposite of what they propose, although many do. From this perspective, we can assume that God is attacking during the GOP convention, not to aid them, but to negatively impact their cause. In this way it is said; God is straight forward, but we humans will take credit for any opportunity’s that tragedy creates, then go on to use Gods name in vain, or for our own vanity.

The question becomes; will the convention then run from its time period to avoid the wrath of God?

I’m sure you have seen the commercials for striking gold at home. Send the envelopes full of your families gold jewelry, and we will send you back cold hard cash!

Well actually, the cash will be a check, neither cold nor hard.

So here at Gold-R-US, we aim to put your personal gold strike into perspective. What better way, than have testimonials of real flesh and blood GOLD-R-US personal gold mine winners?

So to wet the shovels and dreams of your own personal gold mine, here are a few of our recent gold strike success stories.

We know upon seeing these golden fellow citizens, you to will hurry to the attics, the closets, under the drawers, even “house sit” at your neighbors for free, after the golden sparkle hits you to.

Without further proselytizing, here they are:

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Guthry O says;

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Well, sure I will give you all a testimonial.

Upon seeing your commercials on TV, I realized we, I mean I realized I had some of that gold right here in my own house.

You see, my great, great, great, great, granddad was in the Civil War. I think he was one of the guys who took care of general Lee’s horses. Did you know about a million horses were killed during the Civil War? Sounds to me like it should be called the Civil and Horse Wars. My father said his father told him they even had to care for Oxen at times! Isn’t that wild!

Anyways.

Lee apparently gave my ancestor a solid gold knife holder for his belt. Some southern Governor had given it to him. General Robert E. Lee was so grateful to my family for having kept his horses in such good condition.

I grew up with that knife shield thing locked inside a gun case that my granddad had, and latter gave to my father near his death. I figured I would pass it on to my own son someday, but since I don’t have one and hardy ever even have a date, I figured this was my ancestors way of handing me a gift horse in the mouth.

I’m sure he would have approved of my decision to cash that history in for something useful. No point in being all sentimental over something locked up and out of reach. I figure my grandpa, and the grandpa that got this gift would be fine with me giving myself one. Keeping it all in the family so to speak.

I cut the knife shield up to fit in the envelope. Gold cut easy with a hack saw, but some of it did kinda melt into the blade teeth, so I picked that out with a pin I had a poster of Toby Keith pinned up with. Don’t worry. I put the pin back.

Well, I stuck gold you all, just like you said. I got $500 from old gramps, and that was enough for me to get this new grill set.

It’s what some people call a chick magnet. Maybe now I’ll make my own ancestor and I can pass my grill onto them. If their mouth is the same size, it might even insure ancestors for generations to come!

What do you think?

Here is the photo of my brand spanken shinny new grill. I polish it and what not to keep it in good shape. After all, we’re talking about history here.

My photo is below. I put it down there to be a surprise. I bet the chicks will be surprised some day real soon…

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I’m going to put these photo’s in the case where the old grandpa’s was with the knife and all.

In homage to him, I’m even going to make one of these look oldish. I’m sure my ancestors would be real proud of what I’ve done.

I’d do it again if I had more dead relatives worth anything, I’m tellen’ ya.

My grandchildren might have to get rid of a few teeth in front like me, but I’m sure that is a sacrifice anyone would be happy to make, just to have this incredible twinkle for each and every word. How could anyone not pay attention to me now that everything I say sparkles like the sun!

Thanks again Gold-R-US. You truly make dreams come true. I encourage everyone to melt down their heirlooms today, but don’t get a grill like mine. I’d rather stay one of a kind.

Gold-R-US Rocks! Like Toby!

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I’m glad to give a testimonial to you guys.

My story came from my mom. Her grandmother gave her this ring that was from England. Seems that her great grandfather was a great carpenter, when carpenters still cared and stuff. I don’t know how the England connection came about, but that grandfather was commissioned to do this huge carpentry piece for the Queen of England. This was supposed to be a surprise, so most no one knew about it. As the story goes, that grandfather finished this big piece of furniture in Chicago, only to hear that the guy who commissioned it died and no one knew about it.

Well, almost no one. About a year later, after that granddad had tried to sell the piece anyway to the Royal Family, they thought he was some kind of nut or con man. Nevertheless, a year later, some kind of diplomat or something showed up at that granddads door with a gift. That gift was a ring allegedly had by one of King Henry’s wives or something like that. Unfortunately, the stone was gone, but there was engraving that said to whomever from your King Blah, blah, blah.

I had seen a TV special on PBS about this King Henry the 8 character, and I hated him. I could not believe fate handed me a chance to get back at that creep. Suddenly this commercial comes up; melt down your waisting away gold for some real money at Gold-R-US, we enable dreams to come true, and boy did they ever!

I sent that ring in, not sure that snake of a creepy jerk didn’t give his wives fake jewelry or something. $250.00 in a check! Now who is the fool old King sleaze ball! Guess who got the last laugh over your sorry a*s!

I had been eying one of those really cool foreign door pieces. It seemed only fitting to bring back some wood over this whole thing.

It is a shame that in India, Pakistan or wherever they are taking whole towns apart to fit into the modern world. The people cannot wait to discard their own old history! It is really, really sad. I’m glad to have salvaged this door or window from the import store. At least somebody cares for their history and architecture if they don’t. What is the big hurry to get plastic and steel anyway?

I don’t have anywhere to put this that works yet, so I keeping it in the attic for safe keeping. I could not have gotten this without your help Gold-R-US, you guys are really doing the whole world a favor. We get to save what is worth saving, and getting rid of the bad vibe stuff the creeps have handed down after having their way and all.

Love you Gold-R-US!

Hey Henry! Kiss my but! Loser!

Thanks again. Another happy camper who struck gold.

Candice K

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Perhaps we will form citizen bands to pass gas from the refinery in cups down the interstates. We could all stand a few feet apart to cut the transportation cost. We could also get genetically engineered to siphon Hydrogen out of the air with gills so we could afford to stand there. Reverse umbrellas could act as water gathering devises so we can have a cool drink as we pass the cups along.

I feel this is more sensible than letting government, big government, charge us or whatever it does for its services. Unless government is killing people or locking them up it’s of no use. Sure. I believe that! It is everyone for themselves unless wealth’s way of privileged life is in question. Then we are all in this together, thank you that big government. Calling all suckers. Get ready to syphon.

Are you on-board?
I’m selling oil resistant shoes for those inevitable drips.

If all goes well I will be rolling in money, become a big success and not worry over energy cost. I will have the last laugh. Then I will make shares in my corporation public. Wow! Your pain will be my gain! Hurray pain, hurray!  I suppose I will be pro pain then.

Spam on Spam.

Spam mixed with your words and some kind of code.

Spam in funny language’s that seem fake.

Spamtastic spam made to seem like a short reply.

Humungous spamaria flowing all over the page in blue so you can click on something (I never have) and go who knows where, down which drain pipe.

Welcome to the nonsensical world of the spammers who are apparently outwitting someone or something. But as far as I go, they are waisting their time.

Everybody must get spammed.

Have a spamerific day.

No!

For those who were told to get a life, they got a real fake one. Where they end up often paying for their own imagination!

Imagine that!

It is free here.

No sexy and enhanced avatars. I laugh when I see the real people compared to their imaginary selves.

To each their own.

How dare you criticize cyberspace stuff!

Are not blogs essentially given to imaginary audiences?

How dare this writer question his own pondering!

We will convene our imaginary court.

With our imaginary judge and jury.

Then we will ban you from cyberspace for eternity!

Don’t condemn what you do not know.

Sorry.

I did not know second life could be carried out all inside the same persons head.

I was sent this and just had to put it up for you to see. Not kidding.

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Animator vs. Animation

So we ask this question: WHY DO YOU DO IT?

For many, it is not money apparently, but time is spent typing and coming up with whatever it is you come up with. Why do you do it? There, alone at the lonely keyboard? Today, just on the WordPress, some 100,000 something of you will type out many millions of words. Each word cost .01 calories to produce. This results in a net loss of carbon footprint; than if you were out walking, or talking with someone making body gestures and such. But close to being a couch potato. Perhaps a high definition onion.

Point number one; I just made up that calorie figure.

The blog-o-sphere Internets tubey thingy is full of unverifiable information, suggestions, conceptions, and notions, plus many things I will not mention. Amidst all this highly questionable material, still you decide to blog, and one of you actually decided to read this post.

Point number two; The search for meaning and affirmation in a life of disconnection.

Despite the anonymity inherent to most post, many continue there search for existential meaning on the WEB. For some, it is the opportunity to be heard, no matter how ridiculous ones expression is, or how much you are ignored in the real world. Observe the invisible one typing at this moment. Yes you typer, this is the Great Spirit of the Internet asking you, why do you persist? Is it in the vain hope that the collective information of the Internet will evolve into the future life form of humankind’s destiny, and in this thin prospect, you place yourself as a serving on the plate of being? Just in case that other afterlife thing does not work out as advertised?

Point number three; Nutty and flashy titles get recognition and attention. Is this cheep billboard self glory the reason why you type?

Observe the standard titles of many top post (this one excluded of course), they often seem intellectually/emotionally immature, yet the interest grabbed is worth the effort to come up with a better fish hook. Secret point number four; The self confidence natural to being the editor and producer of your own blog lets you speak in utter certainty about things you can never be certain of. At least not as certain as you let on.

But since it is late, I will discontinue this post now, yet insert tags and categories, a bunch of them, just on that odd chance that someone, yes just one, you, will listen to even things without perfect endings.

and Jimmy calling me to come into the cat pen and play. I built the adobe outdoor room.

Right. When we are at war, we do not consider the other side to be human beings, so that opens up this notion of wiping out your opponent. We are not the first nation or tribe willing to threaten genocide or obliteration of their enemies. Humans throughout history have done to others what they would not ever wish upon their own. This is exactly the problem!

These days we are building the equivalent of concentration camps, but for whom exactly? What worse case scenario are some planning for? Is this not like weaponry, that if someone builds them, they then look for reasons to take advantage of their assumed advantage?

How often is this kind of opportunist mindset, resisted indefinitely? We used atomic weapons right off the bat! And you are to feel justified that we did! Now why would not this kind of rationalization apply to other human beings as well? Well, it so happens it does, as we discovered on 9-11. 19 losers of a sort, allegedly changed the metric on conflict and all our rights being rendered conditional, into a kind of quasi martial law that lets the executive do whatever it wants.

Who knew our history of freedom and standing up for freedom could be rendered mute so easily? We have a new set of violations to the Spirit of America that have more or less gone under the radar. Since we have now established that “appearances” are used as an excuse to trump actual election tallies to completion, we now have a faux or designer pseudo democracy. One where a vote count within a few million can be exorcised with a political party biased court in place. We have already seen how easy it is to overthrow democracy from within, and how safeguards to most institutional abuse are now removed when one party decides to act as if it were to be the one party state!

DEALING THE FEAR DECK

We now have in place, those who do not care what legacy of all of our history they destroy in the perverted name of defending it. We also have a fourth estate and other institutions who will go along with the destruction of freedom, in freedoms name. The nepotism, crony ism, corruption, and incompetence expected when these sorts of conservatives, yes conservatives, decide to save freedom from itself, is blatant today right here in the good old USA. We have seen the willingness of leaders who care not what their actions produce in the world any more than those who drop atom bombs on other nations, for expedience sake of course.

So we are led to speculate on the next scenario possibly being conceived to swing the election from a public that will have its eyes plucked out metaphorically speaking, and so left to the hands that pull their ignorance around their own heads as if it were a gift from God. The blind will and are leading the blind, and nary a one can or will do a thing about it. We have created an authoritarian bank account here in America, all those deposits are going to go to some risky scheme some time.

It is quite possible that Iran is being set up to coincide, like the other attacks and warnings, with the electoral process in the US. We have seen how what is called patriotism, or rallying around the leader and the leaders associates, is expected and usually delivered by a stupefied and frightened public. Indeed, we could say that all the boisterous, and jingoist pandering as occurred before the Iraq war, will be greatly facilitated by a corrupt and compromised corporate forth estate. Who are highly vested in the status quo, as well as US supremacy, no matter how misguided or historically deaf and dumb the blundering investment will be. It is running on a delusional fantasy, with our ankles tied around its lead weight along side the ship of state.

We will also see the usual right wing sycophants with their bull horns, trying to keep any contrary truths out of view, or have them tainted with ad-hominem venom, to poison the public from exercising their critical thinking abilities, and otherwise, act like a cult ready to swallow the cool-aid.

We are being frisked by fear at the gas pump. The soaring prices will be met with other prices going up across the boards, while income dwindles. Corporations have the right to pass on their expenses to you. You have no such right! Hum? How could this set up to rob have happened? So called Free Enterprise? Know who actually gets the prise?

That some pols have the conservative candidate so close to the less, speaks to the lack of light going into many hearts, minds and souls. Under this shadow this Memorial Weekend, while we honor those who gave their lives for our right to be free, those who hate freedoms full expression, will speak of its glory and triumph. This, while those who live under the pale light left visible in the USA, see the glistening of barbed wire points, unwinding above fences around newly constructed internment camps. Who are these for? You may well find out soon enough.

We gamble that some new discovery will magically save us in nick of time, but time may have already run out. Yet where is the US governments response to out of control oil prices expected to top out at up to $175.00 a barrel!  What are the plans?  The We the People plans? Were all in this together only when terror threatens the wealth’s portfolio’s, otherwise, the rest of us are good only for recruiting to fight purposes.  Go screw yourself, you want something for nothing liberals?

In these coming hurricanes, we are all in the bathtub together, the conservatives hands are legally around our necks.  For the structure of nation, the opportunist wind only blows one way.  Who can raise their prices, while you cannot raise you wages, or claim; “I am paying less on all my bills because I no longer can keep up with inflation.”  Right!

So in honor to the upcoming end of things I would like to thank all the predatory opportunist who live to destroy the commons and make a buck out of parting creation out to the highest bidder. I understand why you never gave a damn about me, or us. I know how appealing and addicting greed is. It is so addicting when one rises above the commoners; that being more like God in ones own mind and being able to display the evidence around you, seems like an ego’s grandiose dream come true.

I am glad to pay more and more until the wallet is empty so the wealthy oil executives and stock holders keep secure in their high expectation lifestyle. We live for your service, and I’m quite confident everyone reading this will send you a thank you card (if stamps are under a dollar) when our cars are decommissioned. We will wait for trains that do not come to anywhere near us. Commercials will tell how walking is so healthy for those of you who must.  How secretly lucky you are by your situation.  Don’t be too surprised if it happens.  But then; why would they even waist money on telling us how lucky we are to be in poverty?  Probably won’t have TV sets anymore!

So here’s to opportunist one and all. As societies and cultures atrophy around the rest of us, I hope your mansions air conditioners will work fine off of those personal oil and gas storage tanks of yours.

Keep cool. It is very important.

I once upon-a-time used a pager, before this millennium, to send symbols that meant words.  It was a cute way to send a message and not have to make an actual phone call, whoopee!

I see these kids walking down the street while looking insane and punching out whatever, like the car heading right at them didn’t matter.

Once it was the sorry sorts who had their “heads up in the clouds.”  Now we have the makings of many ailments to come for these join in the crowd text messengers, with their eyes in their fingers  Blurred vision, nerve damage to fingers and what not.  Not to mention that dent they left in some cars hood.

e+=n#j58oy the ride!

I am a bit confused.

What do you mean you already know that?,

My confusion is about high definition television being forced upon us for all our own good. I know; some of us can no longer afford our own good. Now soon not to afford gas. What next? Can not afford air or watter?

What do yo mean I digressed?

Anyways.

I am curious about those high-def ads on my analogue TV, they are so pretty and clear and all, but—

I do not receive HDTV!

I find the current situation to be fine, especially when I receive such a good view from my analogue vision. Why was it I had to have HDTV again, only now not be able to afford TV anymore? Oh, I forgot. My own good.

Oh how those corporations get together to siphon all the fuel out of our lives. Thanks leaders!

Wait a second! Maybe it is all some liberal double think plot to ween us poor off of the TV and into a political movement or something.

Wow! Those do gooding liberals are sneaky!

K Street was an unprecedented campaign to get rid of one of the parties in our alleged two party system. As I remember it, corporations that donated to Democrats were to be punished for their “errors” of judgement. This contempt for democracy is said to be back in the ranks of the bumbling but can not be blamed John McCain’s bid for Bushes third term.

While McCain’s main critique of the presumed Democratic nominee Barack Obama, is that he is naive and inexperienced, why is someone so experienced as John McCain, hiring on such highly questionable characters, many involved with foreign governments and lobbies that would quite possibly compromise foreign policy decisions to be? He does not need to answer that further, since he just announced that no one on his staff is to be a lobbyist. But since it was his style or choice so far, what has actually changed? What promise is there for the future? I know. Take his word on it. He suddenly changed again. Get over it. But Barack is responsible for what his ex preacher said, and his wife’s comments taken out of context? Both of those seem inherently less important to the nations interest.

America, the USA, has just endured a group of predatory opportunist who viewed the great American commons as their own feeding ground. Will Bushes third term holder now be beholding to all the compromised characters he seems to keep surrounding himself with? Will America fall victim again to fear and jingoism wrapped up in their security blankets of blind trust of “conservatives” who thrive off of perpetuating insecurities?

You know where help us if these shysters get back into the drivers seat once again. We and the world may not be able to contain their drunken driving skills.

For this post, I am only talking about driving a car. There are certainly other differences as well.

TRUE FOR YOU TOO?

Nowadays in Arizona, it is not unusual to have cars come up behind you at night an never dim their bright lights. It is not just inconsiderate, it is physically dangerous, blinding the driver in front and making them have to possibly maneuver in position to avoid the glare. That takes concentration off the road ahead.

It might have been this way for some time, but it was not always so in the past. I imagine it is all part of the self centeredness running rampant in a culture that has many feeling they are all on their own to survive, who cares about the other guy. You might be on the phone or talking, doing more important stuff than watching out for one another where it is most relevant in the moment.

Tucson was something like the worst city for light running in the nation. One can often see 5 cars making a left after the light has already turned green for the cross street. Tucson has at least a 3 second delay from red to green to accommodate slow reactions. The amazing aspect of this phenomenon is; you can go from intersection to intersection and see the same thing happen just minutes later. What are the odds that only people who turn left, turn without ever knowing if the light has turned against them?

For some reason, it is implied that a possible majority of drivers will do this; follow the leader and hope for the best. I have seen this happen a hundred or more times and never was there a cop. I have often seen gross moving violations with a cop right in the front of the intersection, and still no action. In 40 years of driving, I have never gotten a moving ticket, (one parking ticket the first year I drove to visit a sister at college and got a parking ticket for parking in a way I did not know was wrong. Ignorance is no excuse)

Then there are those always bright blinding blue lights.

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Or are you just stopping by to see how stupid this stupud test can be?

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If you do not proceed with the test; grade yourself a 0, for lack of inquisitiveness.

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You will be judged harshly for any and all mistakes, including, and not excluding, near mistakes.

You have already received your initial preliminary questions! (subconsciously)

(And remember; humor does not exclude a question.)

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FIRST BASIC QUESTION (arrange into ascending order of value)

1. WHO ARE YOU?

–a. I am me.

–b. I am a cross between my parents.

–c. I am whatever sex I am.

–d. I am whatever race or culture I was born into.

–e. I am an expression of my experiences.

–f. I am because I think I am.

–g. I am not whomever you are.

–h. I do not care who you think I am.

–i. I am not taking this stupud test.

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BASIC QUESTION #2 (which answers must be false)

2. IS THERE A GOD?

a–Yes, because I was always told so.

b–Yes, because I cannot question basic assumptions.

c–Yes, because I am afraid to say no.

d–Yes, because everybody says there is.

e–Yes, because I am presumed evil to say there is not One.

f–Yes, because God talks to me.

g–Yes, because I am sure God listens to me.

h–Yes, because Somebody had to start everything.

i–Yes, so I have some insurance just in case.

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BASIC QUESTION # 3

3. WHAT ARE GODS CHARACTER TRAITS? (true or false)

a.–God is a male so He can grow a beard in space.

b.–God will burn you forever for getting His or Her name wrong.

c.–God is so jealous of us, God will have no other gods before It.

d.–God holds you up to Gods Own perfect standards of infallibility.

e.–God thus will punish you forever for having a mistake of assumption.

f.–God does not wish you to think for yourself based on empirical evidence.

g.–God is so insecure, God needs you to praise It to high heavens or you lose.

h.–God wants you to not think and just do what a book or person tells you to do.

i.–God is a concept held in by human understanding abilities, thus dependent on us.

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BASIC QUESTION #4

IF GODS WAYS ARE MYSTERIOUS, WHAT ELSE MIGHT BE TRUE? (yes or no)

a.–God waited for science (printing and satellites) to really spread Gods Word fast.

b.–Gods real children are actually the Porpoises, since they may be smarter than us.

c.–God played a tricky test on blind followers, “true believers” are then self deceived.

d.–God favored one culture somewhere, so only that concept of God is the true one.

e.–God wants Gods children to kill each other in Gods Own Name.

f.–God loves me because it feels really good for me to think so.

g.–God did not know we would kill one another in Gods name.

h.–God only speaks through special people, who probably are not me.

i.–God is everything, so conflict is a dysfunction needing resolution.

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Basic Question #5

WHAT MIGHT FOLLOW FROM YOUR ABOVE ANSWERS? (keep your responses)

a.–God will possibly punish me forever for my answers, I live under terror.

b.–God will be glad to hear I am thinking for myself and not like a robot.

c.–God will terrorize everyone for any mistake we make unknowingly.

d.–God is omnipresent and omniscient, so will thank even our struggles.

e.–God is Love and will love what we achieve in life in Loves full Name.

f.–God needs us to become one of the guiding influences of Creation.

g.–God wants us to love at all cost, to remain in the presence of God.

h.–God is sharing Its Life by giving us a chance to be free to love.

i.–God cares not what you believe, but who you become.

NOW. HOW STUPID WAS THIS TEST?

Pointing to the constellation of stars as a sure sign of latent success; she counts on racism, reverse sexism, and the more easily manipulated less educated whites, as the grounds for her superior posture for leadership.

This is her claim to fame, her voice found after so many years of wandering alone in the deserted graveyard of public attention. Powered by that concept she once exposed that she was even her husbands key to the presidency, the inevitability of her own delusions have cleared the haze of reality out of her way, and left many a super delegate absorbed in reading the headstones.

Will this bad scifi flick end in the fairy tale world of husband and wife presidents, setting an unbeatable president that even shames the Bush family’s sorry legacy?

Now it is we who are instructed to accept her reasons over any greater hope for realities.

So I have decided to up the ante. Soon everyone over half a century old will be coloring their skin and having cool hair like mine here.

And then for the cult of narrow glasses that once looked like they were for the ultra cool nerd who likes to look at their rims, but became the norm, they still look ridiculous to me. But not to be a Luddite and not follow the crowd to advancement up with the trends nirvana. I have styled my new line of glass frames that are sure to keep the Joneses biting at your heels.

Yo.

Who said American innovation was all washed up!

I know!

I often rush to post on-line, various reasons; just read an outrageous post, sever weather is breaking out somewhere, I just got to put my days photo’s on, and when will you have time later? So onward I skitter in a rush.

Well what could be wrong with that you say? Well, let me tell you.

Maybe there is a tornado watch. Maybe It includes Detroit. Maybe there is a super-cell heading towards Detroit with signs of rotation. Well then; Tornado might hit Detroit! OK. I’m exaggerating a bit to make my point here, but sometimes you hale to do hat to get attenuation.

WHAT IS MY POINT THEN ABOUT ALL THE VOLCANEOS AND BLOGGING?

Well I’m getting to it.

The next day you have the Candadian Secret Service at your door. Unbelievable. I didn’t know they had spy’s. Neither did you. I know!

Check your blog they say.

Well gussy what? I know! Mispelling errors now last a lifetime!

Toronto going to hit Detroit. What? With bombs? Slap everybody? The mind reels.

Next thing you know one of those busy booty search engines put you into a Toronto story tag:

Oh, by the way, Benafia has an interesting post on Toronto hitting Detroit, go to lower center of house if you hear the roar.

I know!

I didn’t know everyone takes thingy so seriously! Couldn’t they assume it was joust some spellchecker error I accidentally agreed to? What does Toronto have against Detroit anyway? Hooky? I know!

{ I know! is to be read with the TV’s Craig Ferguson effect. Now go back and red it that way. I Know!}

not to self; re bread before posting!

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Hey dud, this looks like the same post on another blog of yours!

I know!

That is the power of the individual and the internety tuby thingy. You can do what you want whether anyone likes it or not. Just like in real life, only there there are more consequences. At least for now. I’m tellen’ ya.

I know!

Sure shareholders make a bundle off of stock market socialism, that is the pyramid schemes bottom line after all!

And we save our shrinking dollars at at the local WTO store.

But what is best of all, we are left with quality you can hold!!!!!!!

Who said things are not what they used to be?

Expensive plant light in action, approx 2 months into use.

This is the future kids; declining incomes and declining quality goods, but big incomes for savvy business people who know how to work world systems and inequalities.

Remember which political party likes to keep we the public with our blindfolds on when it comes to inequalities, the commons, environmental responsibility’s, and the responsibility’s of those who use the world way more than their share.

Remember, cause the so called party of the people is succumbing to the same money shams as the other one, the one that uses wedge issues to cover their trail. If you do not know what I am talking about. Turn on your light.

If you ever watch IFC you know what I mean!

The Secret is; get a bunch of under thirty somethings, make sure they are ready to do stupid things. Usually this requires them to be “low life’s” or grungy dysfunctional “characters” that will proceed to ruin their lives and those they encounter. While doing this, everyone must get emotional, and often extremely such.

This is all supposed to appeal to the youth demographic who either identify with lives falling apart, or get a kick out of watching those whose lives seem to be falling apart, who they can “relate” to cause they do young things.

The bread and butter of these is usually sex, violence and a heavy seasoning of profanity. Twenty five year old’s acting like five year old’s having temper tantrums but also lovers, is usually part of the unsavory stew. Add in a “shock the bourgeoisie” or else, the parent or monkey wild sensibility. Toss in a society becomes the victim plot and, vollå!

Now you are ready for gritty fame.

We just turn these cheap shots off if we notice one on, or never tune in by recognizing the plot.

Oooh! Disturbed people are having a disturbed time at life, oooh! Now that’s the main independent film makers entertainment secret. But you already knew that.

Finishing second was, No Comment

Third by a nose was, Gigantic Proboscis

all other horses were losers

Actually, I could care less who won, unless one leg was an artificial one.

Now these are real horses

Never have or will buy a new car. Don’t care what your vacuum claims to do. I never tried to have any certain label on any of my clothing. What can I say, I’m free range, and not branded. I research products I do buy.

And since you did not ask MS. or MR. seller; I don’t care what kind of watch anyone has. Your kind of car does not impress me, unless it gets extraordinarily good mileage. I don’t need any of your credit cards. Yelling about your used cars is guaranteed to keep me away. Your just dropped prices only means others were just raised, or those were set higher than ever and now are “falling”.

If you are doing us a favor by telling us your auto plant is a pollution free wildlife habitat, I know you are covering up for something–what you make there is not pollution free and will not be helping the wildlife. If you are telling me how much your oil company is saving the world with all the woman and minority smiling employees you have–I can be certain you are covering up bad publicity that is true, with wishful promise like salivations that will be invested in about as much as your commercials over the mentioned time period.

So, although much time was waisted, very little money was. The rest of you are paying for me, or else companies are waisting all of our time, but paying for the entertainment and news, and all that erased life. Thanks for nothing!

Fresh food coming soon to a store over you.

Add a dash of D. Dees (below) paranoia as a preservative.

These facts remain; super delegates are still only trickling in, more to Obama than Clinton since Pennsylvania. This time in the campaign may become a moment where Barack’s shoes were soiled, and with the aid of the Rev. Wright, were made good to go into the election.

It remains to be seen if the hidden prominent subtext of interracial misgivings, will come to be a most deciding factor for a significant segment of the population. Not that male and female will not also become a similar, unspoken factor for some in the booth, if traditional rolls become a reactionary guide.

During political contest; what seems obvious might be the desired result, but not a benefit to whom it first seems. Meaning; in time, a seeming negative of the moment may become a historical positive for someone, thus not the result it at first seems to be. (I have restated my original sentence in the post since it led to too many loops open to those not following my chain of thought. Thanks for your feedback, and I hope you are not even more lost after this “correction”.)

#10. Stop being made big by others accomplishments

# 9. Just say no to Golf, or sports on TV all day

# 8. Stop having more passion for sports than people in your life

# 7. This means get a grip on your testosterone self medication addictions

# 6. Quit your self definition anxieties by idolizing others feats as your own

# 5. Realize what men can do to provide a safe place for life on earth

# 4. Real men have the courage to have compassion, empathy and understanding

# 3. Get a hold on what all life is about, and your powerful place in it

# 2. Treat women only as you would respect God, do this for men as well

# 1. Don’t follow my list, be your own life maker

Ah, those were the days! But when were they?

As society has its contextual frameworks evaporated, I am afraid corporations will have the mind numbed masses they seek. Where advertisers insert into the brains of unwitting tell-o-tubers, just what they should be wanting, who is bad and what is good.

What do you mean that happened long ago?

I suppose a president should know better, but we have just seen how little one need know to rule “The greatest nation like on earth like.” Reading or positioning emotions as the reasons for decision making and asking your “experts” what you are supposed to think; can’t anyone really do it the Republican way? Put the wolves in charge of the chicken house, and at least for a while, count on having some good omelets, or investments.

Of course mention Jesus! That goes without saying, like kissing babies and having a flag fest.

The one decided nominee acts like it is vacation or internment time from intellectual land, that the usual duty of that party to follow its leader will quite possible follow him right to the oval office. Many a good card game will probably ensue from the stranded caboose of the straight talking express, since the rails will have been removed for safety’s sake.

Then we have the lecturing, relentless in your face schoolmarm. She already knows it all from experience, and probably a life of lecturing someone. She is a take charge kind of guy, who at three o’clock in the morning will get on the other phone to her husband. At least that is how the campaign seems. He was not only a chick magnet apparently, but now a media one as well. In this circus he gets to send up the balloons to see which way the wind blows.

But has he morphed into a meteorologist of sorts, or a clown?

Witness now; the greatest show on earth!

DETAILS ON OUR LATE NEWS, WHEN IT WILL BE ALREADY TOO LATE.

Is it not stress that makes for invention, for evolution, for solution itself?

So the next time you are having one, a problem that is, shout out loud; HURRAY!

HIP, HIP, HURRAY, A SOLUTION IS ON THE WAY!

or

disaster

doesn’t matter.

Who would have a problem with that?

What do you mean every solution compounds future problems?

That should then be called; interest.

No, the money kind of interest, as in compounded interest. I wish you did not have such problems with the way I say things.

Uh?

Rooten’ tooten’ Hillary Clinton is guzzling beers, downing shot’s and shooten’ deer’s. Well, she’s ready to rumble with with the down home folk like she has for 35 to how many more years?

Here. You are in the cross-hairs?

I wonder if we will get socialism all of a sudden when gas hits ten dollars a gallon? Will we all have to start bike riding and walking 15 miles to work then? I doubt if I will get a raise to cover the thousand dollar a month transportation cost.

Could it be they will nationalize transportation, so the poor and left over middle class could still afford to travel to clean and care for the homes of the very well to do? Maybe we will go back to the walled in estates with servants quarters. Or horse lanes along highways. Will a buss pick up hitchhikers? How about horse pulled little trains.

When gas is $10 a gallon, I guess we will all need gardens very close by. The cost of shipping most everything will have become outrageous. Will those rich or righteous right wingers still call everyone not like them whiners and losers? When the government has to intervene just to keep people alive and not dropping along the road or the sidewalk, will the conservatives still call helping them socialism; the welfare or nanny state?

We will probably find the victims of run away conservatisms greed and fear based economy, being blamed by them somehow, when gas hits $10 a gallon.

New

Macular degeneration HEADLIGHTS FOR YOUR CAR!

Now you can see forever. Who cares if it blinds the oncoming traffic. At least you will be safe! And that’s what counts!

This is to all you who do not notice how those bright bluish head-beams of yours are even more irritating that driving at oncoming traffic with the brights on.

(They way the tee shirt was before thinking of this post.)

THE PIED PIPER ALLEGORY

Of course I wear my underwear inside out, doesn’t everyone?

You have got to be kidding!

You mean they let those tags scratch their skin?

No! You cut them off!

And what about those ridges on the seems? You just going to let those wear away until you get cancer from the long term irritation?

OK. Just forget about the irritation points.

Your underwear is under!

Hello!

Afraid someone going to see you as being different? Oh my goodness, someones different, run quick!?

Who you impressing; the inside of your outer shirt or your pants? You conformist make me giggle. I’m glad there are just so many of you to keep the comedy show afloat.

It’s called do as you are led by appearances. Follow the conformist flow. Don’t be unique even if it makes sense to you. YOU MUST CONFORM! CONFORM. CONFORM. CONFORM. ACT NORMAL, CONFORM…

…and so they went, down to the sea cliff, and over the edge. Never to think for themselves again. But they made excellent shoppers. Knowing which way was up, all the way to the sea.

{why it is called uhsure}